When I have a baby, I'm going to describe her as "tall" in the birth announcements. Nineteen point five inches tall, thankyouverymuch. I've never understood this "long" business. Where does it say that one must be capable of standing up in order to be described as tall? Do I become 5'5" long when I lay down?? I think not.
I will also have a Best Chick at my wedding, (That is, assuming I find a guy to marry me who's okay with the tall thing.) My friends are far too cool to be "maids." Best Chick and my brideswomen. That sounds like a terrible band, but it's actually my wedding party.
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